I've never really bought into the idea of an expensive grave and casket and all the trimmings of a fancy funeral home service. It seems like a tremendous waste of money and resources to me. In going over the paperwork I saw they paid a little over $500 dollars for cremation services with Neptune, and good anywhere in the USA. I'm sure the price has gone up in the 15 years since they bought it, but it seems like much more logical way to deal with things. My will expressly said to cremate my remains when the time comes, unless someone wants to cough up the dough for a burial, as I don't want to pay for it! Which brings up a point that I was thinking about in the two hour long drive through hellish Southern California traffic from Palm Springs to Riverside, and while I was waiting at the Neptune Society offices to take care of the paperwork and such. Why do we take such great care, indeed pains, to deal with what's physically left when a person dies?
But those remains are NOT the person, yet we seem to treat them like they are. Graves become a place to visit -- to remember, for people to "talk" with them in some cases. The Neptune people were very reverent and respectful in handling the ashes and the box as they handed it to me, wrapped in a satin cover and treated like it's a sacred relic. But it's not. It's 8 pounds of dust -- the remaining tangible evidence that a wonderful woman named Mildred Ann Snyder walked this earth for 94 years and made a mark, loved and was loved, and is fondly remembered by a great number of people who will miss her. But that box beside me on the long drive back was not Mildred.
You know I could have just bungee-corded the box to the back of the Harley, but I didn't want to try and navigate LA traffic on the bike, and what would happen if the box fell off? Imagine the headline! "Harley rider dumps remains along 91 Freeway -- makes traffic worse". I'm sure Mildred had she been alive, would have loved to have taken a ride on the bike with me. But as I said, that box was not Mildred, so what would it matter if I had gone on the bike, or if it had spilled along the freeway? It's not Mildred. it's dust. And yes I'm intentionally not using a pronoun to make the point.
Madelon agrees with me. When I got back to Palm Springs and carried the box up to their apartment she said "now what do we do with this?" I said I don't know, as we sat down on the couch and had some whiskey and looked at my latest photographs. She told me that she asked that of a friend at the center who said she kept her husbands on the dresser with a picture of him on top. I said "that's an idea", and Madelon quickly replied "a bad one." I laughed. She said "it's just a box of dust -- it's not Mildred". I said "I know, no more than this empty abandoned homestead in the desert is a 'home'. Maybe it once was, but now its dust as the essence that made it a home is long gone", as we looked over the pictures I took from a drive in the desert yesterday.
She said that "Mildred and I always loved the Oregon coast, maybe you can take them up there on your way home." I said "sure I'd be glad to", and she said, "or maybe you can just put them under the bed here and then when I die you can take them both back up there unless I lose them somewhere along the way" I said that sounds like good idea.